"Day two in Croatia. Did some weightlifting this morning, then go back into the gym later this evening ready to kick some ass, and Cro Cop challenges me to a jiu-jitsu match.
"Why the f--- are we doing a jiu-jitsu match? I have no idea. He has a kickboxing match coming up, but whatever, I'm Pat, I'm in the fucking UFC bitch, I'm in a video game, I'll do it.
"So, set the terms, hit start, 30 minute round. I got submitted five times. Three Kimuras on my left arm, one triangle and some shit I can't even name.
"But, because I lost, for the rest of my time here in Croatia the next two weeks, I have to refer to him as "Your majesty, Lord Cro Cop" and raise my hand and ask to have some water or use the bathroom. Which is some shit because I already look like the fucking Hunchback of Notre Dame."
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